Florida Senate candidate admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood

Augustus Sol Invictus, Libertarian:

"I did sacrifice a goat. I know that's probably a quibble in the mind of most Americans," he said. "I sacrificed an animal to the god of the wilderness ... Yes, I drank the goat's blood."

He says he was expelled from Ordo Templi Orientis for political reasons unrelated to goat shenanigans. So there's that.

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3 Responses:

  1. Ingmar says:

    So what's worse, goat blood gulping or sticking your dick in a dead pigs mouth?

  2. tgj says:

    sir for the record which will probably be used against you at some point in the indefinite but possibly very near future when it is your turn to go up against the wall for crimes against the cia / nsa / oto / freemasons / jews / sirius / overlords / revolution are you objecting or just pointing and gawping thank you

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