Previously, previously, previously, previously.
I want to see the version with toothpaste. And rinse jets.
I'm imagining the toothpaste version of Ketchupbot:
insert 'You get to drink from the firehose!' GIF here.
I don't get it. Why did they bother doing this? It clearly sucks at brushing teeth, and there's no variation on this design that will improve matters. A barbot seems like a much better use of resources.
I find your lack of whimsy... disturbing.
[ Force Choke ]
Not to portray all of the prejudice all at once, but from TFA:
I managed to get a job as a professional maker at a company called Punch Through where I work with an Arduino board called the LightBlue Bean. I build our example projects and write tutorials for it.
Perhaps you are not cute, young, blonde, or imported-Swedish-enough to understand the nobility of the project, especially with the lack of OEM vaginas that you [don't] bring to the table.
Good luck out there, Kyle Huff. If you have any luck to spare, I might need some after writing the above.
... OEM vaginas...
I don't know if I should be happy or sad about Google ranking this page #2 out of 7 for that phrase.
Oh, literal Kyle Huff.