Look, I want to make a bar bot that is a spider that climbs up your leg, uses its forelegs to pry open your mouth, then gently inserts its silicone ovipositor to inject you with your chosen shot of liquor.And as it is squirting pressurized tequila down your esophagus, it will say, "I am the GoogleBot! I am here to index you! I am the GoogleBot! I am here to index you!"
Is that so wrong? Who do I know who can help me develop the necessary skill set?
Do not listen to the googlebot
he is malfunctioning
Do you want replicators? Because this is how you get replicators.
They will never learn
That's like eight skill sets, but at least you'd have a fan in Peter Watts.
You just need the one skill where you summon that from the demon realm where it already exists.
Change it to only squirt gin instead, and I'll consider it... might even make one for my living room.
Pretty sure they already do that in Austin.