Completely legitimate fear.

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ruthyless:
when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alone
Your brother is the best
Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito
the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito
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3 Responses:

  1. Jon H says:

    "the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito"

    He was pretty scary/creepy as the Penguin, what with the nose-biting and the deformities and the filth.

  2. Kyle Huff says:

    Also: Danny Devito is real.