All of you people watching Peter Murphy next door right now: I am judging you so hard. So hard.
Some dude tries to buy a ticket, and he sees this:
Then he goes to look up his order and he sees this:
Then he sends us email that says:
I purchased a ticket for the [REDACTED] show on your website. My bank says it is processing the transaction fee. I have waited a few hours now for the ticket to be emailed but it has not been. There was no confirmation on your site indicating that the transaction was successful (at least that I saw). I tried to track the order on your website. I got a message (attached) saying that you have no order on file. How long does it take to send/email the ticket? Should I try to buy another ticket? Will I be charged twice?
HOW CAN YOU READ THOSE WORDS AND THINK THAT YOU SUCCESSFULLY PURCHASED A TICKET, AND THAT THE EMAIL IS ON ITS WAY?
What words could I possibly have said that would make it any clearer??
It's easy to just dismiss this as "herp derp, people are dumb", but seriously, this happens all the time. Like, a couple times a week. It's an epidemic.
Update: I changed the first part to look like this instead. Maybe this is clearer. Who knows.
Update 2: And guess what, not 20 minutes after I made that change, I got this email:
I just ordered 2 tickets (twice, so 4 tickets in total) for the [REDACTED] event. both times, the website said failed transaction. However, my bank still charges me $34 twice. I forward here the email. Also, they gave me 2 codes that prove the transactions were successful: [NNNNNN] and [NNNNNN]
Can you look into it and help me cancel the orders and/or keep one that works. I need to have 2 tickets for tonight.
My number is [REDACTED] - please give me a call when you can. ThanksCard Transaction / Authorization Alert
Please note the below transaction on your Credit Card ending with [REDACTED]
Transaction Amount: USD34
Transaction Date: 2015-06-13
For more details Login to Citibank Online
Citibank N.A. Vietnam
Apparently there are no words that I can say that will make people believe me over the lies their banks tell.
Oh, and note that "this happens to me all the time" is something that they did not say, despite the fact that their card is from a bank in Viet Nam and the error was "Status G: Non-U.S. issuing bank does not support AVS". This means that no U.S. merchant who does address verification will ever accept this card.
Since retiring from the U.S. Army in 2000, Dr. John Henry Hagmann has helped train thousands of soldiers and medical personnel in how to treat battlefield wounds. His company, Deployment Medicine International, has received more than $10.5 million in business from the federal government.
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