Well, now that I'm opening a new nightclub, I need to make that code be able to function when installed on a domain whose name is not "dnalounge.com". As you can expect, this has been a process of discovering all kinds of hardcoded assumptions lurking in the bowels. It's like moving to a new house after you've been dug in for a decade: look at all this crap stuffed in the back of the closet that you didn't remember was there!
So there has been a lot of global search and replace, and a lot of variables being added and moved around, and that means destabilization, and that's bad, mmkay?
So I wrote a Perl program to do static analysis of PHP. And it parses PHP using regular expressions because fuck you that's why.
For your entertainment -- because I sincerely doubt that anyone who is not me will ever use this without lulz in their heart -- I give you jwz-php-lint.pl.