Today I signed my name a whole bunch of times:
But really this post is just a photo dump:
I am told that DJs From Mars are no longer wearing cardboard boxes on their heads: it's some space-age Kevlar thing that just looks
like cardboard, like Kingpin has inside his suit. It's what the modern supervillain is wearing these days.
Also, I am utterly disappointed that nobody has sent me any photos of the 8+ Stormtroopers who were dancing on the stage at Death Guild on May the Fourth (Be With You). You have all failed us, and you should feel bad.
David J was awesome! He played a lot more Love and Rockets songs than usual. Kundalini Express with a sitar!
The thing they never tell you at the Imperial Recruitment Center is just how much buffing and cyanoacrylate is involved once you get back to base: