Virtual Free Range™
Eliminating the need for the physical space required for free-range livestock our Virtual Free Range™ gives livestock the experience of Free Range life while in the safe confines of our facility.
Free Range life, though providing a diverse diet, exercise, and socialization, is inherently stressful to the animals. It can also result in a high loss for the producer due to injuries and predation.
Virtual Free Range™ combines the physical and psychological benefits of free range life with the safety and security of conventional agriculture. Chickens are free to roam, socialize and "eat" virtual food, which appears in the virtual world where their real food trays are located.
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That'll keep the chicken while it's keeping your atomic landmine warm.
That web site is so well done I was almost convinced it was real.
The "people don't know you're a dog" joke has come full circle:
"Second Dog Park will allow dogs to run and play with friends they have met on the internet."
This makes me bizarrely happy...