Did Leonard Nimoy Fake His Own Death So He Could Seize Control of the Illuminati?

Even though this headline ends in a question mark, I think you should give all due consideration to the important points raised:

As a Rothschild, young Leonard was naturally raised as a Jew and even as a teenager, he betrayed all the trigonometric and sensual qualities of that exotic race. [...]

Spock's message of Kabbalistic Illuminati Satanism became Leonard Nimoy's métier for the next five decades. He extended his creative influence beyond television to films, photography, education, music and even real estate. Curiously enough, Nimoy's accumulation of power neatly coincides with the rise of Hollywood as a global force of mind control. Along the way, newer celebrities have fallen within Spock's Illuminati orbit, such as Jay-Z and Beyoncé, who both employ the infamous V-shaped gesture in their public pronouncements.

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10 Responses:

  1. Pavel Lishin says:

    Aw, man. I'm half Jewish, and I'm only trigonometric. I didn't know I could have been sensual, too!

  2. Leonardo Herrera says:

    My brain tells me that site is parody, but experience makes me unsure about it (which is sad.)

  3. Beeter Peerman says:

    HERP * DERP = FNORD?

  4. J. Peterson says:

    It sounds the work of one of those Markov-chain auto-text generators, fed a stack of conspiracy theory books & Nimoy's bio.

    • cfs says:

      Which bio? Was it his 1975 confession, “I Am Not Spock”? Or, was it his 1995 admission that he did a little too much LDS, “I Am Spock,”? Or, was it his unfinished masterpiece, “I May Or May Not Be Spock, But I Am Definitely Not Paris”?

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