Churchgoers Pissed That Dolores Park Partiers Are Illegally Taking Their Illegal Parking SpotsAs most of the churches in the city don't have adequate parking, the congregants have landed on the neat "solution" of illegally double parking wherever they please. But now, it seems, another group has gotten wise to the double-parking game: parkgoers.
This pattern of illegal double parking is particularly bad in the Mission, and has been driving neighbors crazy for years. This is perhaps best exemplified on Dolores Street, where every Sunday morning parked cars line both sides of the street creating a narrow chute for cyclists and drivers to share. And while the neighbors complain about this illegal practice constantly, the city looks the other way to the benefit of the churchgoers.
Things have recently begun to take a turn for the interesting, as what few illegal spots there are appear to be getting snatched up by people heading to Dolores Park. And the church crowd is not having it.
you shouldn't mock day drinking like that.
But they only take a sip, and only with a shitty cracker! Surely that's preposterous, no?
Double parking for churches is super common in New York, too. As well as basically turning a blind eye to any amplified sound - preacher man screaming about damnation, blasting hymns at 10pm, whatever.