Floral Penis Pattern:

Teal.

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

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5 Responses:

  1. That's giving me a chubby.

  2. relaxing says:

    Related: THE DIRTY DELFT

  3. Daniel says:

    Their vagina [sic] pattern is just not quite as nice.

  4. Elusis says:

    I feel like you need to get that in the rainbow version to really get the full effect.

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