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S.F. water manager faces suspension for urinating in reservoir

A mid-level San Francisco water manager is under fire for urinating into a reservoir that's a source of drinking water for 2.5 million Bay Area customers.

City Hall sources tell us that Martin Sanchez, a $111,000-a-year maintenance planner for the Public Utilities Commission, will probably be suspended without pay for the maximum five days allowed as a result of the Jan. 6 incident at the Priest Reservoir in the Sierra foothills near Sonora.

Utilities commission spokesman Tyrone Jue said the 674 million-gallon reservoir had been "completely drained" for maintenance when Sanchez used it as a urinal. Although the urine posed no health danger, Jue said, his action was "not acceptable." [...]

A commission insider sent us a copy of an anonymous complaint to higher-ups alleging that a number of employees had seen Sanchez urinate "several times" in the reservoir -- including the day they learned he had passed an interview for a management promotion and that they would soon be reporting to him.

At least this time they didn't "need" to drain it, since it was already drained. In the interest of full disclosure, I think you should know that I have peed in both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans, and so we'd better drain them right away.

"Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it." -- W. C. Fields.

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4 Responses:

  1. Leonardo Herrera says:

    It's the homeopatic principle.

  2. Rick C says:

    The commission doesn't like it when you ask about the fact that animals pee in the reservoir, and, in fact, die in it, too, because that would just freak out the same kind of people that feel it's justified to dump 600 million gallons of water to get rid of a cup or two of urine.

    • courenthea atgmail says:

      "the commission"? is whom? names are addresses and americans have the power and authority to remove any and all creeps thugs immoral morons and criminals from the oath offices we pay for! the water is missing is the important issue of which the paid pee ee is commenting in his only bladderly way. who is the one citing him? and those writing up this unnews worthy topic. farmers in the middle California area that once had water flowing yet the cities and underground morlaks dwelling as evil residents stealing earths waters from her natural flow which is from ocean air land river lakes streams etc... being interrupted as real urgent earth life matters are being stolen lost without anywhere north American continent for FOOD support since the land is paved over with foreign persons driving over to multiaddicts of starbucks... looking for lawful purchase of all coffee productions in storage and new growth to reveal the truth of the "movers and shakers" ad campaign which indicating stupidity and speed are the same thing and no one under the influence of no daily food needs fueled by artificial isolates has any competency to have say over others let alone themselves easily perish in a desert! anyonehelp me connect with gnu at toad ie le Gilmore, j its a decade of urgency that is intentionally interrupted life due to knowing him on telephone level...

  3. courenthea atgmail says:

    wells earth waters soil air atmosphere... I am certain there are reasons they are using this bull and auck line...ritual etc. for is the point that employee is or is not doing the best for all earth life in the neighborhood! maybe he peed in a plastic bag... andhow in the world did they know he peed? eye in the sky for this?
    not the theft of all my private property including kidnapping my child? and failure to respond to oath offices in the capacity necessary? remember the terminology with which one writes speaks thinks does have rippling effects. and at least some wassa is back on earth thanks to mr. peed for need mostlikely!

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