Iron Man Turducken

Seriously, why is there an Iron Turducken??

Why does his helmet need a helmet??

Yo Dawg, I heard you liked helmets so we put a helmet on your helmet so you can helmet while you helmet.

(Please don't answer that rhetorical question. I am sure your answer will be Neckbeard Dumb.)

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15 Responses:

  1. Two does not a tur-duck-en make. Here's a helmet-helmet-helmet:

  2. catherine says:

    I figure it's like Sarkozy. (Dude, you're married to a supermodel and you're president of a country with nuclear weapons. You don't need to wear lifts.)

  3. Lloyd says:

    inner helmet comes off once outer helmet is in place, affording a widescreen viewing experience with surroundsound and easy access to retractable drinks tubes.

    • David Hoover says:

      Personally, I'm hoping it stays on & doesn't plumb video straight inner helmet is displaying a HUD with video being taken of the HUD being shown in the outer helmet.

  4. Why do people wear both panties AND pants? Same story with that guy i presume.

  5. Kyle Huff says:

    It's like putting a hat on a hat.

  6. Lloyd Wood says:

    The problem with thiis Iron Man matryoshka doll nesting is that Iron Man isn't actually an iron man. Atomic Robo, on the other hand...

    (Seems they started putting all Atomic Robo issues online as of January? More content there, anyway.)

  7. NotTheBuddha says:

    The Hulkbuster helmet, etc is bigger and tougher to stand up to the Hulk. If you recall the first Avengers movie, Thor was strong enough to damage the regular suit, so that a much more robust design would be needed to take on the Hulk if necessary.

    The reason he doesn't just wear the bigger, tougher suit is because it can't fly or doesn't fly as fast, along with other draw backs.

    And the reason he doesn't just change suits is because it would be too dangerous and time-consuming to strip down then armor back up, so they skip the strip-down part and just armor up for the second layer.

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