When in doubt, fabricate physical evidence.

According to court documents, Toribio was caught stealing from Macy's, so she pulled some poop out of her pants and smeared it on the faces of the loss prevention employees who confronted her.

Toribio appeared in bond court Wednesday morning. She faces theft charges, plus a charge of tampering with or fabricating physical evidence.

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8 Responses:

  1. Geoff Smith says:

    I always click these links to see what music track you paired the article with.

  2. Geoff Smith says:

    I always click these links to see what music track you paired the article with.

  3. mattyj says:

    Pro tip: Before you go in to rob a place, always make sure you have one in the chamber.

  4. Erica Mulkey says:

    the Poo Stick is the weapon of the future. Nice to see people improvising when they don't have sticks.

  5. Erica Mulkey says:

    the Poo Stick is the weapon of the future. Nice to see people improvising when they don't have sticks.

  6. RegorA says:

    Why are there no biological weapons charges?

  7. Passerby says:

    Literally a case of employees not getting paid enough for that shit.

  8. Buddy Casino says:

    I don't even like to pee when someone is looking, so I think that girl is a bit of a bad ass (pun intended).

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