Today in robotentacle news
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Tags: mad science, mpegs, parts, perversions, robots, tentacles
When in doubt, fabricate physical evidence.
According to court documents, Toribio was caught stealing from Macy's, so she pulled some poop out of her pants and smeared it on the faces of the loss prevention employees who confronted her.
Toribio appeared in bond court Wednesday morning. She faces theft charges, plus a charge of tampering with or fabricating physical evidence.
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| Fri, Jan 02: | Point Break Live @ DNA Lounge |
| Sun, Jan 11: | Brunch Steady @ DNA Lounge |
| Thu, Jan 15: | Ting Tings @ Popscene |
| Fri, Jan 16+17: | Edwardian Ball |
| Thu, Jan 22: | The Wombats @ Popscene |
| Fri, Jan 23: | Turbo Drive @ DNA Lounge |
| Fri, Jan 30: | Rose Quartz @ DNA Lounge |
| Sat, Jan 31: | Happy Fangs @ Rickshaw Stop |
| Tue, Feb 24: | Black Ryder @ Rickshaw Stop |
| Fri, Feb 27+28: | Cathedrals @ Independent |
| Mon, Mar 23: | Gang of 4 @ Independent |
| Tue, Mar 31: | Public Service Broadcasting @ DNA Lounge |
| Sun, Jul 12: | Cocktail Robotics Grand Challenge @ DNA Lounge |
What have you got?
This sentence proves it is The Future:
I think my autonomous robotic vacuum cleaner suffered a Y2K+15 bug: I had to reset its NVRAM.
