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Complex multi-component structure with cervix, inner and outer os, fallopian tubes, and ovaries. This organ is also available with patent arterial and venous vasculature, and a variety of pathologies and states of pregnancy. If you require custom tissue, pathology, and pregnancy options or any additional customization please call and ask to speak to one of our technical sales representatives.

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Complex brain includes separate cerebral hemispheres, temporal and occipital lobes, limbic system, cerebellum, frontal lobe, corpus striatum, insula, nucleus lentiformis, internal capsule, ventricles, and arachnoid membrane. Optional vasculature is patent and plumbed for use in a flow loop. Compatible with all known imaging equipment including MRI, CT, fluoroscopy, and ultrasound. Compatible with all known surgical devices including lasers, RF ablation, bipolar, monopolar, and harmonic devices.

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22 Responses:

  1. Morrisa Sherman says:

    Oh. I thought it was a rubber pink scorpion hand-puppet. Silly me.

  2. Morrisa Sherman says:

    Oh. I thought it was a rubber pink scorpion hand-puppet. Silly me.

  3. James says:

    The less adventurous out there can settle for a large intestine with rectum and anal canal.

  4. Ben says:

    "the synthetic tissues employed in construction have been validated against the mechanical, physico-chemical, thermal, and dielectric properties of living tissue"

    Good to know that you can make the synuterus into a biologically accurate capacitor.

    (What was the capacitance of Margaret nee Hastwell's uterus in early 1791? One microfarad.)

  5. Scott Louis says:

    isn't that a facehugger?

  6. Scott Louis says:

    isn't that a facehugger?

  7. Jeremy Krentz says:

    People tend to not want realism in their porn/sex toys

  8. Jeremy Krentz says:

    People tend to not want realism in their porn/sex toys

  9. Jamie Zawinski says:

    Scott: That behavior is now illegal in England.

  10. Jamie Zawinski says:

    Scott: That behavior is now illegal in England.

  11. Scott Louis says:

    "thank you ladies and germs, enjoy your steak." :-p

  12. Scott Louis says:

    "thank you ladies and germs, enjoy your steak." :-p

  13. crowding says:

    Quasi-related:

  14. Don Hopkins says:

    Is that a Gummy Beaver?

  15. Don Hopkins says:

    Is that a Gummy Beaver?

  16. Don Hopkins says:

    SynDaver fucking ROCKS!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FuisMQcTx0

  17. Don Hopkins says:

    SynDaver fucking ROCKS!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FuisMQcTx0

  18. Ted Mielczarek says:

    Dread Cthulhu is looking particularly erotic in this pose.

  19. SynDaver Labs says:

    Wow. This is our most.interesting.press.ever. I don't remember making Exhibit B though. I blame Photoshop.

  20. Leslie Creativename says:

    I remember their full body model from Mythbusters.

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