Smart Pipe

Twitter Shitter 2.0:

"I started getting popular because of how few nitrates are in my stool? People wanted to know how I did it?"

"It's more like a lock-and-key mechanism, that employs your topographical anal handshake."

"To demonstrate that the images we are sending across state lines do not, in fact, constitute child pornography, we've brought in a registered sex offender and registered pedophile."

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3 Responses:

  1. Ben says:

    "Help! I have diarrhea @WalgreensStore"

    So great.

  2. Craig Samuels says:

    Does it work in a highly reflective environment?

  3. gryazi says:

    Cthulu is just other people's sex drives.

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