May have been a banana. May have been.

The Dartmouth: This editorial has been revised to reflect the following correction:

Correction appended (Oct. 24, 2014):

A front-page editorial published Oct. 17 calling for the abolition of the Greek system at Dartmouth stated that in the late 1980s, Alpha Delta fraternity pledges were forced to perform oral sex on an ejaculating dildo. The editorial should have stated that some pledges were required to simulate oral sex on an inanimate object, which the house's advisor now says may have been a banana.

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4 Responses:

  1. Phil says:

    Well, I'm glad we cleared that up.

    • Tom Lord says:

      No, there are still questions.

      For example, was it an ejaculating banana?

      If the banana was not ejaculating then what accounts for the confusion in the account of an ejaculating dildo?

      Also: Are ejaculating dildos really a thing? I'm afraid to look it up. Probably they are. These things always are.

  2. Phil says:

    I really know better that to search for anything I read here.

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