Seems legit."Anal sex releases into the world rare demonic entities and that even in the body could be conceived as the devil and that would be given birth to anally.
When I got out of porn, I started having problems straight away. About two years later, I had surgery, it was horrible I had to have my sphincters almost stitched shut."

Was his surgery a demon-ectemy?
^*rim shot ( or is that a rim job?)* :D
Blow jobs are still OK, though, right?
That's hot.
"When I got out of porn, I started having problems straight away. About two years later, I had surgery, it was horrible I had to have my sphincters almost stitched shut."
Well clearly you should not have gotten out of porn, you stupid git.
I hear lube wards off demons.
that sounds like a load of crap.