The devil comes out of your anus when you have gay sex

Seems legit.

"Anal sex releases into the world rare demonic entities and that even in the body could be conceived as the devil and that would be given birth to anally.

When I got out of porn, I started having problems straight away. About two years later, I had surgery, it was horrible I had to have my sphincters almost stitched shut."

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7 Responses:

  1. John Adams says:

    Was his surgery a demon-ectemy?

  2. Egan Hirvela says:

    ^*rim shot ( or is that a rim job?)* :D

  3. Tom Lord says:

    Blow jobs are still OK, though, right?

  4. Rebecca Coseboom says:

    That's hot.

  5. Doctor Memory says:

    "When I got out of porn, I started having problems straight away. About two years later, I had surgery, it was horrible I had to have my sphincters almost stitched shut."

    Well clearly you should not have gotten out of porn, you stupid git.

  6. hurtstotouchfire says:

    I hear lube wards off demons.

  7. L. says:

    that sounds like a load of crap.