HKBodyTemperatureSensorLocationRectum

5 years ago

HealthKit Constants Reference:

• HKBodyTemperatureSensorLocationRectum

  The temperature was taken in the rectum.

  Available in iOS 8.0 and later.

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6 Responses:

1. Phil Nelson says:

   5 years ago at 1:05 pm

   FINALLY

2. giltay says:

   5 years ago at 1:10 pm

   I misread that as "HeathKit".

3. mhoye says:

   5 years ago at 1:18 pm

   

4. t e whalen says:

   5 years ago at 1:26 pm

   This tweet is looking more prescient by the minute:

   "Five long years Steve Jobs wore this watch up his ass." pic.twitter.com/6ddZn9TgSz— Bob Bonner (@RBonner_) September 10, 2014

5. Dan Mosedale says:

   5 years ago at 5:56 pm

   HkBodyTempertureSensorLocationDamnNearKilledHim

6. mattyj says:

   5 years ago at 12:23 am

   I worked for healthcare device manufacturer a long time ago and noticed that the thermometers had two probulators on them. I asked why and was told 'because there are two ways to get the temperature.' I then stopped asking questions because I really didn't want to know how they tested the second probulator.