Kid Rock Subpoenaed To Produce Glass Dildo As Evidence In Insane Clown Posse Lawsuit

9 years ago

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Tags: music, parts, perversions

7 Responses:

1. Morrisa Sherman says:

   9 years ago at 2:05 pm

   That headline made my day.

2. Mark Welch says:

   9 years ago at 2:35 pm

   Favorite quote at the end: "I hope he’s got them all clearly labeled."

3. d.w. says:

   9 years ago at 4:11 pm

   It turns out this is mostly a pretty shitty local law firm trying to use famous names to drum up business. While I don't have any use for Kid Rock, his response to it was pretty classic:

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4. dpippen says:

   9 years ago at 4:30 pm

   Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

   Narrator: I don't own...

5. Don Hopkins says:

   9 years ago at 6:46 pm

   Is Glass Dildo a rock band he's going to help record an album?

6. mattyj says:

   9 years ago at 9:25 pm

   At first I thought someone just threw a bunch of random words in a headline generator. Now I'm fascinated by Kid Rock.

7. Jade Hoffman says:

   9 years ago at 2:43 am

   Pure poetry.