How the fuck did Snowpiercer get 94%? That piece of shit isn't even as good as Riddick!

Also, I think it's time for a gritty reboot of Starcrash (1978).

I thought that if I googled "Starcrash cosplay" there would be no results. I was mistaken.

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11 Responses:

  1. Jason Scott says:

    loved it.

    these days I just enjoy any movie where the reactions aren't a big pile of indifference.

    • jwz says:

      My reaction was "I want that time back."

      • Ian Young says:

        Wat offended you most?

        That Chris Evans is a surprisingly picky eater?
        That Kang-ho Song would rather blow out a door than a window?
        That in 15 years they haven't run out of beef?
        That Ed Harris is Always The Guy From "The Truman Show"?
        That the Back of the Train is Zion, and Chris Evans is NeoCaptain AmericaCurtis The Tank Engine Engineer?
        The Painfully-Telegraphed literal handwaving about:
        That you can't build a fucking machine to clean a grease trap so instead you put a child in there?

        Because despite all that, I still liked it. But, then, anymore, I'm just glad if the movie I'm watching doesn't feature giant robot testicles.

    • mattyj says:

      I wouldn't say I liked it as much as I admired it for being so bananas.

      They could have made a whole movie about Alison Pill's character and it would have been 10 times more terrifying.

  2. Line Noise says:

    "After a failed global warming experiment a train travels around the planet using a perpetual motion engine." Alarm bells should have started ringing right there!

    I have not seen Starcrash. I will need to remedy that situation.

  3. mspong says:

    Tilda Swinton did a popular AMA on Reddit and charmed the pants off the hive mind.

  4. Perry says:

    I liked it. Taste is a personal thing, of course.

  5. Marcello says:

    Finally someone else that think the movie is awful.
    I was beginning to worry about going insane since everywhere i looked everyone worshiped the hideous thing.