

The Scottish woman took herself to hospital complaining that she was tired, incontinent, and losing weight. Upon examination, doctors were surprised to find a five-inch sex toy protruding into her bladder from her vagina.
The 38-year-old reported using the toy one drunken night with her partner 10 years ago, noting she couldn't remember whether she had removed it.
This is a terrible story. Jeez
Can't have too many DH references!
It doesn't say, but I'm going to guess Glasgow. Because Glasgow is the Florida of Scotland.