
Surgeons remove toy stuck in woman's vagina for 10 yearsThe Scottish woman took herself to hospital complaining that she was tired, incontinent, and losing weight. Upon examination, doctors were surprised to find a five-inch sex toy protruding into her bladder from her vagina.
The 38-year-old reported using the toy one drunken night with her partner 10 years ago, noting she couldn't remember whether she had removed it.

This is a terrible story. Jeez
Can't have too many DH references!
It doesn't say, but I'm going to guess Glasgow. Because Glasgow is the Florida of Scotland.