Exterminate All Rational Emoticons

@libraryofemoji: Randomly generated speculations about what emoji might appear in upcoming Unicode versions.

TWO FRICATIVE OVERALLS
TWO SCABS
SAGACIOUSLY SEEDY FORMULATION
PHANTASMAGORICAL SYMBOL FOR THREE DISAPPEARANCES
RIGHT ECHIDNA
THREE LUBBERS
ACCOMMODATION NEXT TO FOLLICULAR BATHHOUSE
OKINAWA UNDER GRID OSTIARY
UNCERTAINLY POLYVALENT SPELL
THREE CALVINS OUTSIDE OF REPRESENTATION PESTILENCE
LARGE ONOSMODIUM
VOUCHER ABOVE TWO RESPONDENTS
ANTICLOCKWISE GREASER
CAPSAICIN
CYTOLOGIST SIGN
LARGE HEAVY ABLATION
ASTONISHING PROBABILITY SYMBOL

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8 Responses:

  1. Dave says:

    Didn't LARGE HEAVY ABLATION open for TWO FRICATIVE OVERALLS at Coachella?

    • jwz says:

      Nice try, but artists like that don't play Coachella. Maybe Berlin Atonal.

      The trend this year is for garage rock bands to have "Girls" in their names, even if everyone in the band is male.

  2. Phil says:

    I think we are increasingly overdue for the "exterminate rational thought" tag.

  3. phuzz says:

    My first thought when reading that:
    Ooo, I've got a terrible cramp in my RIGHT ECHIDNA.
    (Echidna's are weird)

    • Jeremy Leader says:

      "It is a challenge to study the echidna in their natural habitat and they show no interest in mating while in captivity. Therefore, no one has ever seen an echidna ejaculate. There have been previous attempts, trying to force the echidna to ejaculate through the use of electrically stimulated ejaculation in order to obtain semen samples but has only resulted in the penis swelling."

      I submit that zoologists are weirder.

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