Date a girl who eats souls. Date a girl who slides through the cracks between people's nightmares, rising like smoke from their terror filled, sightless darting eyes. Who has teeth like knives and eyes of glowing yellow, bisected by elliptical pupils that contain constellations you've never seen before. Date a girl who licks her lips and opens her mouth eight sizes too wide, who's tongue can pierce your heart and wrap around your spine. Date a girl who's true name, unpronounceable and able to summon her from the void, is written in The Book Of The Unbidden, wrapped in human leather and penned in the blood of babies. Date a girl who makes you scream silently in your own mind Da̧̼̝͓͐̽͐̔t̛̠͕͉͔̋̿̑e"̛̘͙͎̍̀͠ ̧͚̤̙͌̾̿͝a͔̦͕̭͑͋̐̉ ̞̪̥̹̿̓͋̕g̛͈̺̗̘̿̋͝i͎̫̘̹͆͆͌͝ř̙̟̥̼͆̀̾l̠̭̺̤̃̆̈́͝ "̯͔͓͐͋̇̿ÿ̛̗̟̣͚́͗͘o͉̤̬̜̔̀̔̎ư͚̜͇̠͒͊͘ ̧̥̦̰̔̾̽͊ç̣̘̼͒͋̆͑à"̬͍̜͑̽͘n̙̼̥͇̓́̄̑ǹ̞̠̦̝̇͗͝ǫ̻̩͈͋̄̇̊t̖̙͕̑̈́̄ͅ "͇̖̖͗́͐̈́e̳̼͍̿͋̀͋ͅs̨̖̠̱̀̃̃̈́ċ̖̺̻͖͋̅͠a̼̭̜͉͂̀̌̈́p͍͈͓͂̾͜͝͝ĕ̻͈̙͉̿͘͝ ̧̗̻̥̾̄̅̈́f̨̛̻̬̟͋̓̽ŕ͓̲͉̥̿̊̊ǒ͕̻̳̺͊̇͐ḿ"͖̻̞͘͘͠ ̘̼̲͓̏̅̽̇ṅ̼̗̺̖̐̌͠ơ̙̥͔̣̌̇̔ ̛͇̻̜̠̒͗̍m͓̝̬͍͂̌̅́â͖̘̙͙̄̿̒ț̳̲͙͑̈́̅͝ţ̰̙̹̇͑̒͠ȩ͈͇̪̐̔͂̀ŕ̖̜͇̥̋͛̚ ̞̜̰̅̊̓̓͜ȟ"͇̦̙͂͌͊ő̦̱̫͉́̈́̃ẇ̥͎̰̝̽̎͆ ̛̗̯̝̤͌̆̌f̼̝̮͙̅͐̄͑a͍̥̻͛͋̈́̋͜ṟ̖̪̼͋̔̆̕ ̙̤̮̱̽̆͌͠y̫̘̭̳̿̑̈́͒o͖͕͛́͘͜͝ͅu͓̝͕͈͑̑̍͘ ̣̪̬͕̒̽̍͝r"̳̺͖̓̋̔̀ǘ"̦͇̟̒́̄ņ̛͓̦̪̿̽̓
Zalgo on dating
baeddelbitch:
4 Responses:
Been there, done that. She was a good kisser, though.
Or, date someone who makes you happy.
She lost me at "who's".
Eldritch wandering apostrophe makes no apologies.