Organic Cat Litter Chief Suspect In Nuclear Waste Accident

Hundreds of drums may contain the wrong cat litter.

Flynn says that the cause of the accident still isn't 100 percent clear. Scientists at Los Alamos have yet to find the exact blend of cat litter and nuclear waste that can spark a reaction.

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15 potential headquarters for the Illuminati

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15. Disney World, Lake Buena Vista, Florida - for more on this, read The Disney Bloodline, which includes among other things, an extensive break-down about how Fantasia is used as "a standard programming tool." Really, the whole Disney empire is suspect, what with the underground tunnels with human programming rooms.

14. Salt Lake LDS Temple, Salt Lake City, Utah - there's a lot of symbolism that can be tied to the Illuminati, but this isn't so much a hidden truth as it is related to the life of Mormon founder Joseph Smith, Jr., as his older brother and possibly his father were Freemasons.

13. Statue of Liberty, New York City - the initial post is just tying the sculptor, Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi, to the Freemasons, but it goes deeper than that. See more: Brad Meltzer's Decoded - Statue of Liberty

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javascript gallery swipe-right rocket surgery, redux

Hey, swiping left/right to navigate through the DNA Lounge photo galleries on phones is more better now and stuff. Let me know if you find any problems. dragnav.js.

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Yelle

Never have I smelled so much weed at Rickshaw. This was a Fillmore level of weed.

Since I couldn't find anybody who wanted to go to Nantes to see Royal De Luxe with me, I guess Yelle will have to do.

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Jim Kazanjian



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Firefox and MP3s

Dear Lazyweb, if you know why Firefox can no longer play the DNA Lounge audio archives, please let me know.

"Media resource http://cerebrum.dnalounge.com:8001/audio/2014/05-22d.mp3 could not be decoded."

Apparently adding DRM is just fine but continuing to be able to play MP3s is beyond the pale.

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The sad state of bicycling in SF

I've found myself choosing to walk instead of bike a lot more often lately, because when I walk, absolutely no one ever attempts to murder me, and I almost never end up screaming obscenities at strangers.

Sometimes it's nice to have a day with no screaming in it.

Yesterday some contractor-truck-driving motherfucker actually tried to squeeze me off the road, presumably for having the audacity to take the whole lane so that someone wouldn't turn left in front of me.

Biking in this city just gets more horrible every day.

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Echo Hat



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Snitch is needy.

Lying in a field in the dark, I roll over and my pocket starts screaming NO INTERNET, NO INTERNET out loud.

Siri, you are yappy like a needy puppy.

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Coprophagia Prevention

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