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Schwa Pilot

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Heathers was released 25 years ago this week.

Heathers: An oral history:

WATERS: The ending I should've fought harder for is where Martha Dumptruck pulls out a knife, stabs Veronica, and says, "Fuck you, Heather." And Veronica's on the ground laughing, with a knife in her stomach, saying, "My name's not Heather. My name's not Heather." [...]

LEHMANN: There was a long time in which Winona would say she wanted to do a sequel. It just didn't seem to lend itself to a sequel.

WATERS: I did come up with this crazy, cockamamy Heathers 2 where Veronica becomes a page for a senator named Heather, played by Meryl Streep. The ending is her assassinating the president and getting away with it -- and it's a good thing. [...]

I told Winona the idea without any more elaboration than I'm giving you, and a year later I hear from her: "So I talked to Meryl. She's in!" I'm like, "What?!"


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Kangaroo Bot

Energy-efficient jump kinematics based on a natural model:

On the artificial kangaroo, Festo intelligently combines pneumatic and electrical drive technology to produce a highly dynamic system. The stable jump kinematics plus the precise control technology ensure stability when jumping and landing. The consistent lightweight construction facilitates the unique jumping behaviour. The system is controlled by gestures.

Festo paid particular attention to the mobile energy supply on the artificial kangaroo. For this purpose, the team even developed two different concepts -- one with an integrated compressor and one with a mobile high-pressure storage device.

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DNA Lounge: Wherein we present True Tales of Customer Service

So this happened:

are my tickets standing room?
Do you have a confirmation code? Where did you get your tickets?
It should be at Will
Ok. I can check that for you if you give me the confirmation code.
I don't have the confirmation code cause of yesterday I want them on the bone 1077 & R they just said can you show up tomorrow and I said are you know I'll be t
here they said okay do you have a tubal call and that's what I was waiting for a cold or something to my AOL or text me but I never got nothing I didn't get any
thing and it's too hard to get ahold of the radio station so I might just try and show up and see if its there alright thank you bye.
look a lot better oh I just ripped the side effects of still there damn I'm all f***** up well you know you know what the harder I drink the more I'm tripping a
nd falling need a great girl I can tell you don't drink do I don't think so not good to meet people at 315 taking a bucket 05 or 6 people within the year more e
very week from somebody yeah but I'll let you know what he's keeping on keeping on track video yearbook yearbook he will let me have more than one one every hou
r and 20 minutes alright insecure
Hi I didn't get accomplished call just because I thought wanna come help for the sickest thought yesterday in so so they just told me to show up at work all the
time happening 8 in the show starts at 9 so I'd still like to call the radio station good you can the hell up I guess I'll just show up and see what up thank y
Yes you have standing room tickets


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