You Can Now Buy a Life-Size, 3D-Printed Replica of Your Unborn Fetus

"Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites."

The fetusdoll comes in a satin-lined, wooden box that is definitely not a coffin. And if it seems like there's an unsettling amount of facial detail in the lil' peanut, it's because there is. 3D Babies only takes on projects in which the pregnancy is at or very near full-term, so you can really get a good look at what exactly is floating around your (wife's) insides. You can even change the baby's pose to your liking in the terrifying process depicted below.

Note that the unspeakably amateurish official site has a section entitled "Products / Celebrity Babies".

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3 Responses:

  1. phuzz says:

    Just imagine what it looks like when the 3D printer screws up halfway through the printing.

  2. Wow, now I know what to ask for for valentine's day!

  3. Alyx Loos says:

    No. Just, no.

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