HA! Omg, that is the best!!
I am reasonably certain that I need one of these on my wall and seriously, FUCK lighthouses.
Also it seems that the "K.Flay Holding a Duck" calendar is still available: https://www.districtlines.com/80383-Holding-a-Duck-Calendar-Accessory/k-flay
Good, but it's no lighthouse-hating calendar.
Light the Fuckhouses!
And people say you're hard to shop for.
My hat's off to you. I've seen this a zillion times this week and you're the only one to link to Liartown.
I'm disappointed that this is not a thing I can buy.