Satanists want statue next to 10 Commandments

You know -- for kids!

"They said they wanted to be open to different monuments," said Lucien Greaves, a spokesman for the Temple of Satan, "and this seems like a perfect place to put that to the test." [...]

But if Christians and Jews can have their monument to the 10 Commandments, then Satanists must be allowed to erect their own statue, said Brady Henderson, legal director of the American Civil Liberty Union's Oklahoma chapter.

"We feel like the Satanic Temple has a very strong argument to say that, if the state allows one religious monument, you have to allow others," Henderson said.

Oklahoma's statehouse grounds already has monuments honoring its heritage and Native American history, said Trait Thompson, chair of the Capitol Preservation Commission. [...]

"We want something big and bold that will be able to stand up to the weather or whatever other kinds of assaults," that may target the monument, he said.

"My favorite idea right now is an object of play for children. We want kids to see that Satanism is where the fun is."

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Bitchface: The Masterworks

The Virgin with the Crown,
Jean-Auguste-Dominique Ingres
Portrait of Nataly Kovanko,
Savely Sorin

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flexget

Can someone explain to me how to make Flexget not suck, please? I made the mistake of upgrading from 1.0.something to 1.1.165 and everything went to hell.

Simplified, I have:

    tasks:
      tvtorrents:
        rss: ...
        all_series:
          path: ~/Movies/Torrents/%(series_name)s/
        series:
          - The Daily Show

and tonight's Daily Show torrent showed up in "Torrents/" instead of in "Torrents/The Daily Show/". This used to work before.

The torrent's actual name is "The.Daily.Show.2013.12.09.Husain.Haqqani.HDTV.x264-BATV.mp4". The debug log shows the words "series_name: The Daily Show" in several places.

Bonus points if you can tell me how to remove "The" from the beginning of every subdirectory name, because I'm one of those crazy people who believes that you don't alphabetize things that begin with "The" under "T". I have tried all of these and none work:

    # "Could not set path for FILE: (UndefinedError) 'path' is undefined"
    # "FILE: (UndefinedError) 'path' is undefined"
    # Lands in ~/Torrents/, not the subdir
        series:
          - The Daily Show:
              set:
                path: "{{path|replace('/The ','/')}}"

    #
    Remains "UNDECIDED"
        series:
          - The Daily Show:
              set:
                series_name: 'Daily Show'

    #
    Remains "UNDECIDED"
        series:
          - (The) Daily Show:
              set:
                series_name: 'Daily Show'

    #
    Lands in ~/Torrents/, not the subdir
        series:
          - (The) Daily Show

    #
    "The key `set` is not valid here."
        series:
          set:
            path: "{{ path|replace('/The ', '/') }}"

    #
    "[/transmission/path] `` does not exist"
        transmission:
          path: "{{ path|replace('/The ', '/') }}"

    #
    Lands in ~/Torrents/, not the subdir
        all_series:
          set:
            path: "{{ path|replace('/The ', '/') }}"

The only incantation that I know of that comes even close to producing debugging output for this bullshit asstastic piece of shit is "flexget -v --debug --debug-trace --inject filename" -- is there some better way to get it to tell you what the fuck it thinks it's doing?

The fact that these rules appear to fire in a completely random order is... well, is firmly among the worst things about it.


Update: After a week of trial and error, this is the only thing I was able to come up with that works:

tasks:

  tvtorrents:
    rss: https://...

    all_series:
      timeframe: 1 hours
      target: 720p+
      propers: no
      specials: no
      path: "~/Movies/Torrents/{{series_name}}"

    series:

      #
Specify explicit path for any shows beginning with "The".
      #
I can't find any more general way to do this kind of rewrite.
      #
There's no way to do "s/^The //" using {{variables}} or
      #
using "set" or using "manipulate" in either "series",
      #
"all_series" or "transmission".  The one and only way is
      #
to specify the full path name each time here.

      - The Daily Show:
          path: "~/Movies/Torrents/Daily Show"

      - The Colbert Report:
          path: "~/Movies/Torrents/Colbert Report"

      - Marvel's Agents Of S H I E L D:
          path: "~/Movies/Torrents/Agents of SHIELD"

      #
Specify explicit capitalization, and trim some titles to a
      #
leading substring.  This only does prefix matches.  If you
      #
want to omit words from the front, do it as above.

      - Archer
      - Doctor Who

    transmission:
      removewhendone: true

    retry_failed:
      retry_time: 15 minutes
      retry_time_multiplier: 1.5
      max_retries: 20
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