Apparently the National Costume Competition of the Miss Universe Pageant is largely a crash course in cultural stereotypes. While some contestants donned more traditional clothing from their home countries, others created extravagant costumes roughly inspired by their heritage. And Miss USA showcased two of the most important artifacts of American heritage to date -- stealing things from Japanese culture and Michael Bay.
Turns out, there's no better way to learn about and celebrate different cultures than watching beautiful women walking around in dress-shaped dioramas.
Miss USA Dressed as Optimus Prime Because America
Every year, won by an Earthling.
I liked Miss Canada.
Miss Universe is a critical fundraiser in the fight to find a cure for hip tilting disease.
I believe that's what animator John K calls "'Tude"
Next year's costume.
But DID SHE TRANSFORM?
Why is Miss Russia wearing a hijab? I thought they were big in the weird christianity.
"The Netherlands silk cameltoe" should be a mixed drink.
13 Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?
15 But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering.
- 1 Corinthians
"13 Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?"
Yes, very much so.
Oh sorry, apparently I misunderstood the "judge in yourselve" part.