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Sexy cat.
Anatomically correct sexy cat.
Damn it. HTML fail.
http://www.theacademytheatre.org/new%20images/garfield%201%20ACADEMY%20costumes%20025.jpg
Tell everyone you're Slutty Superman. Dress as Batman.
NSA officer
ZALGO
Dickwolf.
Zoltar
http://laccarossa.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/zoltar-big.jpg
Slutty zardoz. Or, as he is otherwise known, regular Zardoz.
I am still (and will always be) pro-Ruprect.
Not mother?
You post a photo of that dress two days ago and you still need to ask about costumes?
This. And maybe with added tentacles. Maybe with just one tentacle, strategically placed.
http://youtu.be/1rkUDTLMzR4
I mean, why not scour your blog tags? certainly there is something perfect buried in Parts, Mutants, and/or Perverts tags.
You can make bat wings out of an old umbrella. You may stab people with the spokes when dancing though.
That or go down to a costume shop and find their most disturbing mask and go from there. Recently a friend was wearing a mask which kind of looked like the queen (of england), except brown, and scary. People literally recoiled in horror when they saw her. Add a zimmer frame and old lady clothes - WIN
Bearded Spock.
Richard D. James
Or perhaps Gary King
Former Governor of New Mexico?
Gary King is that guy you knew at college with the Sisters of Mercy T-shirt and the tall stories. Years later, when you've got a real job, and a mortgage, and a family, Gary doesn't - he is still wearing that Sisters of Mercy T-shirt and he's still got some pretty tall stories. Well, you'd just call them "lies" now, probably.
But whatever that thing was, that made you hang out with Gary instead of staying home and doing your homework. He's still got that too. Funny how that is. Gary is a total asshole, a thieving, junkie, fuck-your-girlfriend-and-lie-to-your-face-about-it asshole. But he's Gary, and somehow you're sort of forgiving him even before he's done lying to you.
Thus Gary is very clearly a monster, and a cheap and easy Halloween outfit choice if you might happen to already have a Sisters of Mercy T-shirt in the back of a drawer and a black trench coat and some shades.
Must be coupled with Richard D. James masks for all the DNA Lounge staff.
With a bikini.
EVE Wikipe-tan mashups.
http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/10/millie-brown/
Cobra Commander. Sexiness optional.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007S016WQ//ref=cm_sw_su_dp?tag=duiwath-20
Vladimir Poutine
Poutine on a Ritz.
Putain
Kickstarter costume - go around begging for money and describe what you costume is going to be and how you are going to debase yourself and others getting it.
Salvador Dali, but only because I want to read a story about you renting an anteater.
Impresario
Boston Dynamics Big Dog.
Really Scary: Richard M. Stallman
Really, Really Scary: Ben Bernake
Funny: Cyborg Carmen Miranda
Zathras. Sexy Zathras. Slutty Zathras.
Zathras will not mind.
If there is a 'horrifying' criterion, that will undoubtedly surpass it.
There are those extra fins for the parklet, go as part of the parklet.
Emperor Norton
At first I thought Steve Rubell with the disco look -- the one with the long scarf and the shiny, open-collar shirt. It's a bit obscure, though.
I briefly thought Andy from the Studio 54 period where he wore a tidy jacket and tie, had neat hair, and sometimes carried a small camera.
Then I realized: Roger (from American Dad), in disguise as his character Steve Roozell, a coked up nightclub owner who somehow still exists in 1970s NYC.
Alternative: San Francisco's Chief of Protocol (directly or with underlying Roger).
http://www.spirithalloween.com/images/spirit/products/interactivezoom/processed/01068360.interactive.a.jpg Plus holy wafer/crabipede toppings.
Meredith
http://www.yandy.com/Exclusive-Sexy-Pizza-Costume.php
YESSSSSS.
The NSA.
http://www.halloweencostumes.com/hot-goth-mask.html
Zombie Maggie Thatcher/Miley Cyrus mashup. Stands to reason, dunnit?