Halloween

6 years ago
Now accepting suggestions for secondary/tertiary Halloween costumes.

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45 Responses:

  1. Alan Smithee says:
    6 years ago at 10:44 pm

    Sexy cat.
  2. Alan Smithee says:
    6 years ago at 10:45 pm

    Damn it. HTML fail.

    http://www.theacademytheatre.org/new%20images/garfield%201%20ACADEMY%20costumes%20025.jpg
  3. Brian B says:
    6 years ago at 10:46 pm

    Tell everyone you're Slutty Superman. Dress as Batman.
  4. Tony says:
    6 years ago at 10:47 pm

    NSA officer
  5. Jack says:
    6 years ago at 10:49 pm

    ZALGO
  6. Laura Rubin says:
    6 years ago at 11:25 pm

    Dickwolf.
  7. Patrick Gibson says:
    6 years ago at 11:27 pm

    Zoltar

    http://laccarossa.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/zoltar-big.jpg
  8. phessler says:
    6 years ago at 11:38 pm

    Slutty zardoz. Or, as he is otherwise known, regular Zardoz.
  9. Tanya Regan says:
    6 years ago at 11:59 pm

    I am still (and will always be) pro-Ruprect.
  10. Sheila Marie says:
    6 years ago at 12:21 am

    Not mother?
  11. Ian says:
    6 years ago at 12:57 am

    You post a photo of that dress two days ago and you still need to ask about costumes?
  12. Devon Dossett says:
    6 years ago at 1:10 am

    This. And maybe with added tentacles. Maybe with just one tentacle, strategically placed.

    http://youtu.be/1rkUDTLMzR4
  13. Devon Dossett says:
    6 years ago at 1:14 am

    I mean, why not scour your blog tags? certainly there is something perfect buried in Parts, Mutants, and/or Perverts tags.
  14. phuzz says:
    6 years ago at 2:10 am

    You can make bat wings out of an old umbrella. You may stab people with the spokes when dancing though.
    That or go down to a costume shop and find their most disturbing mask and go from there. Recently a friend was wearing a mask which kind of looked like the queen (of england), except brown, and scary. People literally recoiled in horror when they saw her. Add a zimmer frame and old lady clothes - WIN
  15. Jim Sweeney says:
    6 years ago at 2:11 am

    Bearded Spock.
  16. Xeno says:
    6 years ago at 3:09 am

    Richard D. James
    • Xeno says:
      6 years ago at 3:16 am

      Or perhaps Gary King
      • Sandro Rettinger says:
        6 years ago at 6:42 pm

        Former Governor of New Mexico?
        • Nick Lamb says:
          6 years ago at 12:56 pm

          Gary King is that guy you knew at college with the Sisters of Mercy T-shirt and the tall stories. Years later, when you've got a real job, and a mortgage, and a family, Gary doesn't - he is still wearing that Sisters of Mercy T-shirt and he's still got some pretty tall stories. Well, you'd just call them "lies" now, probably.

          But whatever that thing was, that made you hang out with Gary instead of staying home and doing your homework. He's still got that too. Funny how that is. Gary is a total asshole, a thieving, junkie, fuck-your-girlfriend-and-lie-to-your-face-about-it asshole. But he's Gary, and somehow you're sort of forgiving him even before he's done lying to you.

          Thus Gary is very clearly a monster, and a cheap and easy Halloween outfit choice if you might happen to already have a Sisters of Mercy T-shirt in the back of a drawer and a black trench coat and some shades.
    • John Morton says:
      6 years ago at 3:53 am

      Must be coupled with Richard D. James masks for all the DNA Lounge staff.
    • Pavel Lishin says:
      6 years ago at 8:20 am

      With a bikini.
  17. James says:
    6 years ago at 5:33 am

    EVE Wikipe-tan mashups.
  18. jml says:
    6 years ago at 7:04 am

    http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/10/millie-brown/
  19. Nathan Winant says:
    6 years ago at 7:09 am

    Cobra Commander. Sexiness optional.

    http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007S016WQ//ref=cm_sw_su_dp?tag=duiwath-20
  20. John Schreiber says:
    6 years ago at 7:49 am

    Vladimir Poutine
  21. Michael Krakovskiy says:
    6 years ago at 8:02 am

    Kickstarter costume - go around begging for money and describe what you costume is going to be and how you are going to debase yourself and others getting it.
  22. Michael G says:
    6 years ago at 8:23 am

    Salvador Dali, but only because I want to read a story about you renting an anteater.
  23. Phil Waldorf Nelson says:
    6 years ago at 8:55 am

    Impresario
  24. phule says:
    6 years ago at 9:44 am

    Boston Dynamics Big Dog.
  25. Sol Aardvarktikus says:
    6 years ago at 11:08 am

    Really Scary: Richard M. Stallman
    Really, Really Scary: Ben Bernake
    Funny: Cyborg Carmen Miranda
  26. Mike Hoye says:
    6 years ago at 11:14 am

    Zathras. Sexy Zathras. Slutty Zathras.

    Zathras will not mind.
  27. Devon Dossett says:
    6 years ago at 12:16 pm

    There are those extra fins for the parklet, go as part of the parklet.
  28. Roger says:
    6 years ago at 12:21 pm

    Emperor Norton
  29. Tom Lord says:
    6 years ago at 12:51 pm

    At first I thought Steve Rubell with the disco look -- the one with the long scarf and the shiny, open-collar shirt. It's a bit obscure, though.

    I briefly thought Andy from the Studio 54 period where he wore a tidy jacket and tie, had neat hair, and sometimes carried a small camera.

    Then I realized: Roger (from American Dad), in disguise as his character Steve Roozell, a coked up nightclub owner who somehow still exists in 1970s NYC.
  30. Meredith Yayanos says:
    6 years ago at 8:05 pm

    http://www.spirithalloween.com/images/spirit/products/interactivezoom/processed/01068360.interactive.a.jpg Plus holy wafer/crabipede toppings.
  31. Devon Dossett says:
    6 years ago at 9:41 pm

    Meredith

    http://www.yandy.com/Exclusive-Sexy-Pizza-Costume.php
  32. Meredith Yayanos says:
    6 years ago at 10:48 pm

    YESSSSSS.
  33. B says:
    6 years ago at 4:37 pm

    The NSA.
  34. Devon Dossett says:
    6 years ago at 4:55 pm

    http://www.halloweencostumes.com/hot-goth-mask.html
  35. Daen de Leon says:
    6 years ago at 8:34 pm

    Zombie Maggie Thatcher/Miley Cyrus mashup. Stands to reason, dunnit?