It's turtles all the way out.
Ha, pretty funny. Two comments:
1) OJ lasted about 9 months, not all of middle school
2) Turtles all the way down down down down!
We're down to only 7 known people born in the 1800s (all women):
"Verification usually requires that at least three documents contain the same date of birth."
I'm not sure I could produce three different documents containing the same date of birth!
OJ Simpson invented the Internet?