Shh. He will hear you. #zalgo
I feel like it should be a potato sack race, though.
Not sure where your photo is taken, but they do an eyeball race at the Durham Bulls baseball park...
Several thousand school children from around the Triangle watched as members of the Durham Bulls promotion team perform the "Laser Eye Care Center Eyeball Race" Wednesday May 8, 2013 in Durham, NC. The race is a new promotion at the Durham Bulls Athletic Park this year. The runners carry a backpack with a battery powered blower that inflate the eye. The eyes then race across the outfield from right field to left field. Photo by CHUCK LIDDY — email@example.com