A Steampunk-themed haunted house that you go through naked.

Don't forget to glue a gear to your nuts.

Themed in Steampunk, a sub-genre of science fiction, your journey into The Unknown begins with a pre-show experience that will overwhelm your senses with surround sound audio and amazing 3D video. If you survive, you'll venture into The Unknown through a two-story stack of wooden shipping crates to learn what secrets hide inside.

Naked and Scared Challenge is not offered on Sundays.

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15 Responses:

  1. James says:

    What steampunk means to me: with Hall-effect ion thrusters' specific impulse of 1200, chemical energy alone can propel an asteroid-hull ship above solar system escape velocity without the need for nuclear power. Not chemical rockets, chemical power.

  2. Would it be embarrassing or empowering if I popped a boner mid scare?

  3. Grace Bones says:

    "If you survive, you'll venture into The Unknown through a two-story stack of wooden shipping crates to learn what secrets hide inside."

    this is what, like a prize? i once got a splinter in my ass at a playground when i was 5, and i can assure you i was not happy about it.

  4. Hm, that's only about a 2-hour drive from here. I should go, for Science. Maybe we could also start an over/under betting pool on the number of masturbators encountered.