Testicles sit nicely in the mouth.

Men in Sweden warned after sighting of testicle-eating fish

"The pacu is not normally dangerous to people but it has quite a serious bite, there have been incidents in other countries where some men have had their testicles bitten off," said Henrik Carl, a fish expert at the Danish museum.

"They bite because they're hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth," he told the paper.

Carl was keen to tell swimmers not to worry too much. "You're more likely to drown than get your nuts bitten off," he said.

The sidebar says: "Related Topics: Nuts and Seeds". Well played, sidebar robot. Well played.

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9 Responses:

  1. Panda Ng says:

    You would know....

  2. Hey, they are well warned. Swedish meatballs are delicious.

  3. A better photo of their freekyawesome human-looking teeth

  4. Ben says:

    Kafka's "The Metamorphosis" appears in a toilet paper commercial as the favored book of an adolescent talking bear.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/pageviews/2013/08/franz-kafkas-the-metamorphosis-in-toilet-paper-commercial