Duck Diss

The duck boat tour just rolled under my window, megaphone-shouting that "SOMA IS THE WORST NEIGHBORHOOD IN SAN FRANCISCO!"

This is the second time that's happened, so I guess it's an official part of the script, not just editorialization.

But... yesssssss. Yes it is. Please don't move here.

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12 Responses:

  1. Jim Sweeney says:


  2. "And this is Hunters Point. We're totally fucking lost."

  3. Stuart McDow says:

    Whatev. Everybody here in Austin is saying this, "don't move here". Sheesh, I'm sick of it.

  4. Oh, for duck's sake.

  5. AlexiaAnthem says:

    SoMa and not the Tenderloin?

    What to they know anyway!

  6. Joe says:

    well to be fair, it is pretty bleak and filled with cars and it's got a human-piece-of-shit cop who rides around teaching people arbitrary lessons that he makes up.

    • MattyJ says:

      Taking your 'points', in order:

      1. 'bleak'? Not even sure what you mean by that. The loin, oceanview, south mission, that's bleak. SOMA is bright and sunny.

      2. This city has cars wall-to-wall in every neighborhood, even the outerlands.

      3. "This one cop did this one stupid thing yesterday so SOMA sucks."

      So yeah, SOMA blows and you should definitely keep out of it. Maybe hit the freeway on Octavia so you don't have to deign to pass through the place on you way to a brighter future.

  7. these guys are all over seattle too... adds another thing to the list of reasons not to repatriate self to usa...

  8. billywilly says:

    You should throw feces at the Duck tour bus. Pretend you're the Dave Matthews Band tour bus and that they're... well... you don't have to pretend they're tourists. That'll shut 'em up. Stand up for su calle, pinche cabron.

  9. Mike says:

    I seriously doubt their tour goes through the worst neighborhoods.