Dazzle Camo for Sharks

"Shark Attack Mitigation Systems"

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7 Responses:

  1. Yeah; as I recall, quite a number of shark attacks happen because humans are confused with, say, seals.

  2. MZ MegaZone says:

    Not 'for sharks' so much as 'for warding off sharks'. Dazzle for sharks would be much cooler. "Something's got me!" "What is it?!" "I can't tell!" Someone get the Sharknado people on the line!

  3. Jon Konrath says:

    Truth: hamburglar has never been attacked by a shark

    • NotTheBuddha says:

      I'm not sure the original Hamburglar's disappearance was ever officially settled. Eric Holder needs to look into investigating anti-human bias in the McCheese administration.

  4. Owen Davis says:

    There's an easier solution to that problem, which I have been doing for many years. Just don't get in the water!

  5. Line Noise says:

    Many years of anecdotal evidence . . .

    Well, that instils me with confidence.

    SAMS has applied scientific principles . . .

    Ahhhhh, science! That's OK then!