7 Responses:

1. Fred B. Smith says:

   8 years ago at 2:46 pm

   Yeah; as I recall, quite a number of shark attacks happen because humans are confused with, say, seals.

2. MZ MegaZone says:

   8 years ago at 4:59 pm

   Not 'for sharks' so much as 'for warding off sharks'. Dazzle for sharks would be much cooler. "Something's got me!" "What is it?!" "I can't tell!" Someone get the Sharknado people on the line!

   • Aaron says:

     8 years ago at 9:12 am

     "Something's got me!" "What is it?" "I think it might be a battleship!"

3. Jon Konrath says:

   8 years ago at 5:35 pm

   Truth: hamburglar has never been attacked by a shark

   • NotTheBuddha says:

     8 years ago at 9:37 pm

     I'm not sure the original Hamburglar's disappearance was ever officially settled. Eric Holder needs to look into investigating anti-human bias in the McCheese administration.

4. Owen Davis says:

   8 years ago at 10:31 pm

   There's an easier solution to that problem, which I have been doing for many years. Just don't get in the water!

5. Line Noise says:

   8 years ago at 4:59 am

   Many years of anecdotal evidence . . .

   Well, that instils me with confidence.

   SAMS has applied scientific principles . . .

   Ahhhhh, science! That's OK then!