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Yeah; as I recall, quite a number of shark attacks happen because humans are confused with, say, seals.
Not 'for sharks' so much as 'for warding off sharks'. Dazzle for sharks would be much cooler. "Something's got me!" "What is it?!" "I can't tell!" Someone get the Sharknado people on the line!
"Something's got me!" "What is it?" "I think it might be a battleship!"
Truth: hamburglar has never been attacked by a shark
I'm not sure the original Hamburglar's disappearance was ever officially settled. Eric Holder needs to look into investigating anti-human bias in the McCheese administration.
There's an easier solution to that problem, which I have been doing for many years. Just don't get in the water!
Well, that instils me with confidence.
Ahhhhh, science! That's OK then!