New Jersey Children Forced to Shun Sad, Friendless Bear

Bear the bear thought that, maybe, in New Jersey, he would finally make a friend.

The bear wandered around near the Whole Foods, before he remembered he didn't have any money. He shimmied up a tree and imagined all the things he and his friend would say to one another, like "You're my friend and I love you." He stood in a backyard and waited for his life to begin.

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2 Responses:

  1. Nooooooo. Sad bear is sad. :(

  2. DaveL says:

    Better than Boston, where they shot a similarly friendless bear because their tranquilizer gun "jammed."