The bear wandered around near the Whole Foods, before he remembered he didn't have any money. He shimmied up a tree and imagined all the things he and his friend would say to one another, like "You're my friend and I love you." He stood in a backyard and waited for his life to begin.
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Nooooooo. Sad bear is sad. :(
Better than Boston, where they shot a similarly friendless bear because their tranquilizer gun "jammed."