that's one way to deal with a traffic spike.
I count 7 lefties to 5 right. Wikipedia seems to suggest this is an accurate distribution owing to the larger average size of the left testicle in many mammals, which is caused by differences in blood supply: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicle#External_appearance
"'Balls,' said the Queen, 'if I had to I'd be king!'"
Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos!