Turns out you cannot light a candle with a taser. Who knew.
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But if you can make a taser from a candle lighter, it surely follows...
gasoline will help with that
It was a stun gun. Tasers shoot.
That's not a Taser, that's a stun gun. If it were a Taser, it could fail to light the candle from 25 feet away.