You can't fool me. I know a Chapa'ai when I see one.
Revolutionary Muon Experiment to Begin With 3,200-mile Move of 50-Foot-Wide Particle Storage Ring. Massive device will travel from New York to Illinois by barge and truck this summer.
Conspiracy theories aside, I'll be amazed if that works as planned.
Just realized that the world really needs an industrial hazard sign warning you to not stand in front of the stargate when it opens.
Thanks for that. I always thought they were saying "Chappa Eye".