DAT DAZZLE

Designed to defeat computer-vision ass-recognition algorithms.

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8 Responses:

  1. David M.A. says:

    Luckily, the human eye is not so easily fooled.

    • relaxing says:

      Oh sure, if you're close up. But at a distance I'd challenge you to accurately judge the size of dat ass and its direction of travel, as well as the number of other asses it was traveling with.

      • David M.A. says:

        Yes, but how often are you called upon to identify fleets of asses in your day-to-day life?

  2. Taper Wickel says:

    Are the algorithms meant to identify that an ass exists in the image, or to distinguish this ass from other, similar asses? I mean, with how extensive an ass database are they required to cross-reference?

    • hattifattener says:

      Ass-recognition researchers must build up extensive corpora corpulentia to cross validate their assgorithms.

    • Feren says:

      Heh! I haven't crossed paths with you in years, Taper. Glad you're still kicking.

  3. Joe says:

    Baby's Got Azzle

  4. Jessica Lennon says:

    I can't help but love the dazzle progression.

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