"Please, please help me. The eel is moving through my body."

After entering via the anus, the fish perforated the man's colon and caused massive internal bleeding.

By the time the man reached help, the creature - weighing half a kilo - was writhing its way through his internal organs, using a mouthful of razor-sharp teeth to cling onto intestinal walls.

"It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy."

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16 Responses:

  1. Brian B says:

    "When the porn makes you feel like inserting an eel, that's a moray." --some guy on Fark

  2. Jim Sweeney says:

    ...and now I am insane.

  3. Mig Gerard says:

    Roll your saving throw against anal eel invasion.


  5. ack! I never EVER needed to see this

  6. now that i am over the initial shock and awe, this reinforces my belief in the amazing diversity and stupidity of the human race

  7. Aaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaa

  8. I really don't want to know how this happened...

    (...and yet somehow a part of me knows I'm lying when I say that...)

  9. Japanese fetish pornography is actually state-funded Infowar against the Chinese. Who knew?

    Dear Japanese people: we did not see that coming.

  10. shannon says:

    Could someone please invent an eel with a flanged base?

  11. dh2k says:

    And again, reality prove it can be more harsh than Alien.

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