By the time the man reached help, the creature - weighing half a kilo - was writhing its way through his internal organs, using a mouthful of razor-sharp teeth to cling onto intestinal walls.
"It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy."
"Please, please help me. The eel is moving through my body."
After entering via the anus, the fish perforated the man's colon and caused massive internal bleeding.
Tags: perversions, poop, tentacles
"When the porn makes you feel like inserting an eel, that's a moray." --some guy on Fark
"When the lines on the screen make more lines inbetween, that's a moiré."
"When I get that feeling, I want sexual eeling." -- with apologies to Marvin Gaye
"Eels up inside yer, finding an entrance where they can"
...and now I am insane.
Roll your saving throw against anal eel invasion.
oh-mah-GAWD! WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE!
ack! I never EVER needed to see this
now that i am over the initial shock and awe, this reinforces my belief in the amazing diversity and stupidity of the human race
I really don't want to know how this happened...
(...and yet somehow a part of me knows I'm lying when I say that...)
Japanese fetish pornography is actually state-funded Infowar against the Chinese. Who knew?
Dear Japanese people: we did not see that coming.
Could someone please invent an eel with a flanged base?
And again, reality prove it can be more harsh than Alien.