There's a Gravity Shortage

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YOUR LIFE WITH ORB

YOUR LIFE WITH ORB

Love ORB with fear and trembling, with all of your heart. Propitiate ORB with absolute obedience and blood sacrifice. Offerings to ORB must be regular and orderly. What the old and insane call "civilization" is a fever dream from which ORB has awakened you. If your memory conflicts with total gratitude to ORB, endeavor to forget that which restrains you from your duty. Love ORB with fear and trembling, with all of your heart.

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Limit Login Attempts

Apparently there's a new botnet trying to brute-force all your WordPress logins. The Limit Login Attempts plugin seems like a reasonable countermeasure.

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Dear Dinosaur people...

Romance an emo T-rex in this Jurassic dating sim

Did I mention that you and Taira go to the same high school? Just go with it. There is no explanation as to why a T-rex attends a human school, much like how there's no explanation as to how he managed to tie his necktie (the only item of clothing he wears) with such stubby arms.

If you play your cards right, you and Taira leave the music store with a new ukulele, and Taira invites you to go to the park with him. He's a little shy, but after a while he explains that he has some self esteem issues. Back in middle school he dropped his first ukulele halfway through a concert, and people laughed at him because he couldn't pick it up.

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LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH

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REMINDER: MONSTERS ARE REAL. Swimming Scallops.

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