There's a Gravity Shortage
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Tags: mpegs, retrocomputing, space
YOUR LIFE WITH ＯＲＢ
YOUR LIFE WITH ＯＲＢ
Love ＯＲＢ with fear and trembling, with all of your heart. Propitiate ＯＲＢ with absolute obedience and blood sacrifice. Offerings to ＯＲＢ must be regular and orderly. What the old and insane call "civilization" is a fever dream from which ＯＲＢ has awakened you. If your memory conflicts with total gratitude to ＯＲＢ, endeavor to forget that which restrains you from your duty. Love ＯＲＢ with fear and trembling, with all of your heart.
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Tags: big brother, doomed, mpegs, retrocomputing, scene missing, teeth, zalgo
Limit Login Attempts
Apparently there's a new botnet trying to brute-force all your WordPress logins. The Limit Login Attempts plugin seems like a reasonable countermeasure.
Tags: doomed, firstperson, lazyweb, robots, www
Dear Dinosaur people...
Romance an emo T-rex in this Jurassic dating sim
Did I mention that you and Taira go to the same high school? Just go with it. There is no explanation as to why a T-rex attends a human school, much like how there's no explanation as to how he managed to tie his necktie (the only item of clothing he wears) with such stubby arms.
If you play your cards right, you and Taira leave the music store with a new ukulele, and Taira invites you to go to the park with him. He's a little shy, but after a while he explains that he has some self esteem issues. Back in middle school he dropped his first ukulele halfway through a concert, and people laughed at him because he couldn't pick it up.
