What's the Point of Being a Polo Tycoon If You Can't Adopt Your Girlfriend?

All these restrictions on polo tycoons are starting to make me rethink this as a lifelong ambition. First, they get on you for leaving the scene of a fatal accident, and then they won't let you adopt your 42-year-old girlfriend. It's really starting to seem not worth it.

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3 Responses:

  1. Ben says:

    Seems to me the right answer is to let the adoption stand, then send him to prison for incest...

  2. Tom Lord says:

    He has had a veerrrry trying year. Quite difficult. I'm sure he looks forward to putting all this behind him.

  3. yukbon says:

    "family with benefits"