Silicone "balloon knot" modesty cover.
Hides "doll gape".
Must be removed before doll penetration.

So now you know where to buy an asshole on the internet.
Doll gape.
DOLL GAPE.
Previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously.
"or when doll is just not in the mood"
I'm reminded of a recent This American Life where they did a story on the use for "Pork Bung" in the meat processing industry. The possibly apocryphal story is that they're subbed in for squid in fried calamari. The taste/texture test was inconclusive.
I've never been so glad to have a picky palate in my life as after hearing that story.
Djinnaya was apparently once gifted a bag of ceramic assholes by a teacher of hers.
I'm amused that this is a "modesty cover" for a naked doll.
Kind of pricey. Surely a bag of assholes would have many practical and entertaining uses.
Surely there must be a big bag of factory rejects somewhere, just waiting to make my father's colorful idioms come to life.
adds “DOLL G△PE” to list of potential band names