Christ, What An Asshole.

Silicone "balloon knot" modesty cover.
Hides "doll gape".
Must be removed before doll penetration.

So now you know where to buy an asshole on the internet.

Doll gape.

DOLL GAPE.



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7 Responses:

  1. David M.A. says:

    "or when doll is just not in the mood"

  2. Jas says:

    I'm reminded of a recent This American Life where they did a story on the use for "Pork Bung" in the meat processing industry. The possibly apocryphal story is that they're subbed in for squid in fried calamari. The taste/texture test was inconclusive.

    I've never been so glad to have a picky palate in my life as after hearing that story.

  3. Elusis says:

    Djinnaya was apparently once gifted a bag of ceramic assholes by a teacher of hers.

  4. Enid says:

    I'm amused that this is a "modesty cover" for a naked doll.

  5. zompist says:

    Kind of pricey. Surely a bag of assholes would have many practical and entertaining uses.

  6. adds “DOLL G△PE” to list of potential band names

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