Exhibit A: Oakland mayor apologizes for promoting local lock picking class.

Exhibit B: Titanium Escape Ring.

It's a simple but elegant-looking ring made of titanium, cut from solid barstock and polished to a mirror finish. But unlike all other rings, this one contains a saw and handcuff shim pick combination tool which is completely hidden from view when worn. Located on a finger, its always in the exact area needed to quickly access and deploy, even when handcuffed. The shim can be used to open single-locked handcuffs, while the saw can cut zip-ties, disposable handcuffs, duct tape, rope, and other non-metallic materials. This stainless steel tool is 2" x 1/8" x 1/64", and its unusual flexibility allows it to curve around and be seated in the ring's interior.

Exhibit C: Texas Declares War on Robots.

Texas legislators are apparently quite concerned that private citizens operating hobby drones might spot environmental violations by businesses. You may recall the story from 2012 in which a hobbyist operating a small UAV over public land in Dallas, TX accidentally photographed a Dallas meat-packing plant illegally dumping pig blood into the Trinity river, resulting in an EPA indictment. Representative Lance Gooden has introduced HB912 to solve this "problem".
Tags: , ,

Filthy Stamen.

Who knew flowers could get teratomas?

Previously, previously, previously, previously, previously.

Tags: , ,

Beauty & Glamour. Derp.

Tags: ,

Bigdog gets angry, throws cinder blocks.

Previously, previously.

Tags: , ,

Today in fuckloaf news

Infant Circumcision Trainer, White.
Industrial & Scientific.

The customer reviews are predictable, though I did enjoy:

I buy one of these but no babby girl version. Why no babby girl version? I need to compleat sunnat. Please also suply in tan. Thanks you.

Previously, previously, previously, previously, previously.

Tags: , , , ,

  • Previously