The heaviest metal band in the world

Stickboy, fingers, and bones are guaranteed to shake and rattle the world of meatbag music. Stickboy (drums) was created to exacting specifications. 4 arms, 2 legs, 1 head, no brain. he plays a Pearl 14 piece kit with double kick. stickboy junior, the bastard child of an unknown mother takes control of the hihat shuffle. inception date 2007 Fingers (guitar) joined stickboy in 2009 and brings 78 purpose built fingers, enough to play the entire fret board and pluck. Bones (bass) is the highest precision bass player in known existence, and the youngest member of the band. inception date 2012. Standaside meatbags. Oil is thicker than blood.

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Current Music: Compressorhead: Ace of Spades

8 Responses:

  1. David M.A. says:

    A drummer with no brain? I don't see how that makes him special.

  2. Metal-A-Fire Explosion?

  3. Charles Stephens says:

    I would pay to see a showdown between this Stickboy and Rick Allen.

  4. Joe says:


  5. Laura Rubin says:

    Chuck-E-Cheese of tomorrow.

    Also, I bet this guy does amazing holiday lawn displays.

  6. Ahem: you're familiar with their rivals, the Pish Dolls? (SLYT to, yes, another rendition of "The Ace of Spades")

    See also: "The Ace of Spides" (Urban Dictionary definition: spide) ...

  7. Luke Lathrop says:

    for me, that was a link to the same video, but perhaps you meant:

  8. Steen says:

    I bet their rider is really interesting.

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