I just want to get the word "invisijism" out there:

Because there's currently only one google hit on it, and that's a typo.

@Theremina: TEH ONE RING MEETS TEH SHIRE SAUSAGE #FOREVERTWELVE @ Denny's
@jwz: You think Gollum never put his precious on his precious? Srsly.
@Theremina: If you look closely, you will observe a bead of Gollum's special sauce glistening on the tip of the aforementioned sausage.
@jwz: How could Gollum not have been a chronic masturbator? Look at how dissipated he was!
@jwz: Also, nobody could see. He was painting the walls with his invisijism constantly, mark my words.
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5 Responses:

  1. Although "invisijism" didn't come up in the conversation, I have talked with folks about if a porn version of Middle Earth stories would work better with the One Ring being a cockring, or a dildo.

    The former seems more obvious, but the second has potential.

  2. Adam says:

    The most important question, is does the invisibility effect still work after it leaves his body...

  3. James C. says:

    Googling your neolojism produces a link to “Planet Debian Upstream”. In this, your lewd and weird blog posts are mixed with RMS’s political rants. There is some sort of lesson to be learned from this, but I’m not sure I want to know what it is. I also note that all your posts are tagged there with “xdaliclock”, which is simply excellent.